where does evil poe get her power?
many theories have been devised and compiled but we feel that the following are the most well established and backed hypthesies available to the public at this time.

hypothesis 1 evil poe drinks a special mixture	hypothesis 2 she drains the powers from other female recording artists
hypothesis 3 she sucks the power out of her obsessed fans' brains (note: the fan pictured here is a computer generated fictional character and any similarities to actual persons is merely coincidense)	hypothesis 4 she captures little gnomes and eats them (note: though there is some photographic evidence we really don't believe this one too much, more likely to be one of the previous three possibilities..this one is almost absurd)

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