Friday Night: Road to Salt Lake City
It would be too risky to venture to Salt Lake alone. What, with the strong chance of Evil Poe being there. So I decided to blend with some AP's and started the journey in Chile's car accompanied by AngryTerry, Clint(C) and Kristina. We traveled by night. It seemed due to circumstance but I knew in actuality that that would be our safest bet...Evil Poe could be heading from LA to SLC also and getting there safely was top priority. Kristina proceeded to pop in a Poe Tape....it had the German Dance Mix of H-H-H-Hello Hello...it was sick, it was hypnotic, it was clearly Evil Poe.
We stopped in Baker, Kalifornia, the town with the world's biggest thermometer. When I stepped out of the car I realized why they had the worlds largest thermometer. It was dark, yet the air was scorching, burning...it reminded me of the very pits of hell where Evil Poe was spawned. After acquiring my box of Whoppers and the others collected various cancer causing munchies we got back on the road. I continued to write some notes into my notebook and continually checked my watch with the moon for any strange time lapses or space time continuum's we might be experiencing. I felt only pity that I could not share with these others the special assignment I was on...the terrors we may encounter. It was for the best though...and they would have gone regardless of the dangers.
We arrived at the hotel at about 5AM.
The party traveling with me grabbed their bags and headed into
the room where the other AP's were. I grabbed my briefcase and
headed in...as I walked into the room there were bodies scattered
everywhere, I thought, "Oh God, Evil Poe has already been
here". Then I heard some loud snoring and someone talking in
their sleep, I thought the talking might be some clue, I listened
carefully, it was only mere dribble though..."I love you
Poe, I really really do, oojy boojy baba". Though all seemed
well with the mass of sleeping AP's I was on a mission, and still
wired from a bottle of Mega Jolt X2 (mental note: do not drink
Mega Jolt X2...ever...end mental note). I popped open my
briefcase and took out my evilsensomizer. I then walked around
the two connected hotel rooms and waved the wand over all the
sleeping bodies seeing if any had been infected yet by the Evil
Poe virus...all were seeming to check out okay, but the trip was
still young. I checked all but Anthony Amato, he is also a
special agent with the agency, he was here not with me but on a
similar parallel case that is still classified. Also I did not
check Jason...Jason Capriotti...as I moved his way in the room I
noticed he had been watching me...he lay in the darkness with one
eye opened. He did not know that I did not see him and it was to
risky to scan him...so I went and pretended to lay down in the
corner thinking and figuring things in my head. Tony, Shaun,
Shawn, Jarrod, Melly, Clint, Kristina, Chile, AngryTerry and
Cocky all checked clean. No Evil Poe activity. As I said I did
not scan Anthony out of mutual respect of another agent. I could
only wonder about Jason, I assumed that it was too soon for him
to be infected...and I mean...he's from Wisconsin...not too much
Evil Poe activity going on there...so I felt safe but kept my
eyes open never the less. I hoped to find and scan the other AP's
not here as soon as I can the next day...Jim Myers, Roger and
his friend.